You know what’s fun about traveling on any of CA’s interstates? They’re massive, for one thing, but that’s not it. What it is, is seeing the cars on the other side, in that direction you’re not going, jammed up for miles while you, heading opposite of where they’re going, are traveling full speed, free and clear.

Hey, I’ve felt their pain. I’ve been there. That’s what makes being on this side so sweet.

They shouldn’t be mad, though. Just turn up the radio and enjoy the downtime. You’ll get there. That’s how it is in California.

Oh, and mind the Chippies.